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May 25th, 2012
02:25 pm

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My imagination can't stay ahead of reality
A couple years ago, I offered a modest proposal that all women be issued a federally funded digital camera and a bottle of window cleaner upon reaching their majority.
Based on the bounty of websites like the sexyselfsubmittedshots tumbler, it appears my dream has come true.

--Dan
It's brief because it's BlackBerry

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May 22nd, 2012
10:40 pm

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Today I learned that bursitis is a real thing. I prefered ignorance.

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May 15th, 2012
02:05 pm

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"Popcorn" flavored jelly beans are an abomination and should be banned.
--Dan
It's brief because it's BlackBerry

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May 4th, 2012
07:43 am

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Maxpedition Sale
At LA Police Gear

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April 27th, 2012
07:03 am

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But...Someone is Wrong on the Internet!
How's this for putting things in perspective?

http://xkcd.com/1048/

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April 23rd, 2012
07:53 pm

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A couple observations
If I ever commit a crime in front of Korean witnesses, I'm shaving my beard immediately. The woman who has sold me my breakfast every working day for two plus years and the guy who has been doing my dry cleaning for 11 years both initially failed to recognize me today.

Brothers in Arms continues to be one of the most powerful songs I have ever heard. Back when I was stationed in Seoul, every time I went to the Amazon clud I'd have the DJ play it. It wasn't long before he queued it up as soon as i walked in the door.

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April 20th, 2012
08:47 am

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Crafting my buzz
I'm usually pretty good at balancing my dosages, but I think I overdid it a bit this morning on the Vicodin. I'll have to move around a bit to balance things out by lunchtime so I can get the expletive-deleted stents out of my nose.

Apparently I failed to mention that I had a procedure on Monday called Septplasty and partial submucous resection of the inferior turbinates. The purpose is to open up the airway in my nose, which has always been very small. A luabible goal, but right now it's still in the pain and swelling portion of the program. I hope things will look up after today's follow up.

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April 13th, 2012
07:08 am

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I think we've all been there
http://xkcd.com/1042/

Some of us have been there more than once.

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April 11th, 2012
06:35 pm

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CNN Asshats
Eight days after NBC was forced to issue an apology for doctoring the Zimmerman 911 transcript, and five days after they fired the producer involved, CNN is still using the doctored version as of 5:56 PM EST.

Follow the link, or more details after the cut: )

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April 9th, 2012
09:16 pm

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Good thing Maryland has such draconian gun laws (30 days mandatory minimum, up to three years for simple possession of a firearm without government permission) or someone might have gotten hurt.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/videotaped-baltimore-street-beating-879234

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