Several somebodies, in fact. Whoever said we'd get one to three inches. Whoever opened the county schools on a normal schedule. Whoever opened the federal government on a normal schedule.
I live less than ten miles from my office via surface roads. I was almost halfway there after an hour of trying this morning, so I gave up and came home. The dogs and I had a lovely walk through the park, and soon I will nap. Perhaps I'll do something useful in the afternoon.