Make that two things.
Today I learned that there is such a thing as an Eastern Hercules Beetle, and that they live in Northern Virginia. This one is a male I spotted chillin' under an SUV in the parking lot of INOVA Alexandria.
You can just see my coworker Carey's fingertip at the left side of the frame.
Carey wears a size 47/12 shoe for scale.
More than you may have wanted to know about the subject: