With very few exceptions, I have had a mustache since 1985 or so. I have had a full beard since 1991.
Last night I failed to notice that my beard trimmer had been pushed down from setting 5 to setting 0 (probably while packed for vacation) and cleared a huge patch on my cheek down to stubble. Rather than try to fix the beard very short or just give it up, I tried to balance the beard and mustache and consequently destroyed both. Nothing for it but to shave it all and start over.
My face feels funny.
It's brief because it's BlackBerry