Yesterday, an un-named individual claimed that I was being overly caucasian because I wore Birkenstocks to my massage. My traditional plan for massage nights is to come home from work, take a shower, and put on shorts, T-shirt, and sandals before driving to my appointment. I always dress that way so I won't get sweaty.
While it was in the thirties, I'd like to point out in my defense that I did relent and wear long pants instead of shorts. However, this was not enough to escape the charge laid against me.