OK, first thing we do is take away his security detail, driver, etc., then we take any weapons he has access to by virtue of his position, then we let him walk around in South East for a few hours a night. It shouldn't take long.
Oh, yeah. We send the chief out, too.
“We always say, if you are a victim of a robbery, your best thing to do is comply and try to be safe,” the chief said.
How impressive that she can sit in her office and tell the difference between a robbery and an assault as it happens (to someone else).
I hate all these motherfuckers.